Gender jokes
Why are nuts on boys?
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Memes
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."