As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Seriously, who wants dicks?
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2 but now it's a sensitive topic.
