Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Gender Jokes
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
