Gender jokes
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.