Gender jokes
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Memes
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"