Gender jokes
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Memes
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.