Gender jokes
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Female Rights?
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.