Gender jokes
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."