Gender jokes
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Your dad is your mom.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Memes
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
I support men.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
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Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.