Gender jokes
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
A blonde, redhead, and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.
After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"
The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"
The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"
"Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.
The three go back to conversing, and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.
"What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.
"I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.
"Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.
"I was on top!"
All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.
"Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.
"I'm having puppies!"
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.