Gender jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
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"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE