Gender jokes
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
A strong woman.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Are there support groups for men?
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.