Gender jokes
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"