Gender jokes
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Why are nuts on boys?
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.