Gender jokes
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.