Gender jokes

Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.

Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."

The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

What do you call a bitch?

You call it a female dog.

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What hates men but would have no life without men?

A triggered feminist.

What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

Misogyny? More like misogelbow.

Why are nuts on boys?

Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

Wanna know something funny?

- Women's rights.