Gender jokes
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.