Gender

Gender Jokes

Woman

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

Reincarnation

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Father

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Girl

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Man

What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?

A: A man!

Woman

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

Yo mama

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Word

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Baseball

Why can't men play baseball?

Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

Glass Ceiling

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Makeup

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

Side

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

Sex

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Relationship

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

Blonde

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

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