Gender jokes
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
97 percent of women...
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Memes
Most autisitic person ever.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.