Gender jokes
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!