Gender jokes
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.