I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Gender Jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
