Gender jokes
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Memes
Most autisitic person ever.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(