What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
Gender Jokes
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
