Gender jokes
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." "Yeah, that's the one!"