Gender jokes
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.