Gender jokes

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

What do you call a male ladybug?

Trans.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?

A: A man!

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Why can't men play baseball?

Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

Hippity hoppity, women are property.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!