Gender jokes
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Memes
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.