Gender jokes
Your dad is your mom.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.