Gender jokes
Female Rights?
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Hi, I’m gay.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.