Gender jokes
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Memes
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Your mum gay, lol.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Woman do have rights!
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!