Gender jokes
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.