Gender jokes

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: Impatient feminist.

Friend: Impati--

Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?

Your mum gay, lol.

Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.

Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."

Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."

Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

Woman do have rights!

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.