Gender jokes
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Men.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
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My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.