Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Gender Jokes
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Your mum gay, lol.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Woman do have rights!
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
