Gender jokes
When I was born the doctors said, "it's a boy!" Then when they went to cut the umbilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said, "Oh, it's a girl."
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.