Gender jokes
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Memes
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?