Gender jokes
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.