Gender jokes

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...

How do you know when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?

Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.

Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.

Woman do have rights!

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?

The man says, "I have everything I need."

The woman says, "I love everything I have."

What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.

What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

Why did the woman cross the road?

What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

What do you call a male ladybug?

Trans.

What do you call a flat chested emo girl?

Cutting board.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.