Gender jokes

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.

How did the lesbian die? Homicide.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?

I beat both of them.

Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue.

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"