Gender jokes

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?

I beat both of them.

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"

Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.

Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.

When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

What is the definition of a woman?

A life support system for a vagina.

What do shemales and barns have in common?

Cocks.

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.