Gender Jokes

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"

Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

A man wears a t-shirt that says, "Nobody knows I'm a lesbian."

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.

Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.

When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

What is the definition of a woman?

A life support system for a vagina.

What do shemales and barns have in common?

Cocks.

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

What do feminists and tampons have in common?

They're both stuck-up cunts.

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!