Gender jokes
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Memes
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.