Gender jokes
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
There are more than 2 genders.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.