Gender jokes

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

How did the lesbian die? Homicide.

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?

I beat both of them.

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue.

Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.