Gender jokes
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)