Gender jokes

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

How did the lesbian die? Homicide.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?

I beat both of them.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue.