Gender jokes
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Memes
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.