Gender jokes
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.