Gender jokes
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Your dad is your mom.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
He: "Do you smoke after sex?" She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
Actually, Iron Man is female.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.