Gender jokes

What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?

Telephone? No.

Television? No.

How then? Tell a woman!

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

What is the best joke of all time?

Feminism.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Q: What are women better than men at doing?

A: Winning arguments.

Q: What are men better than women at doing?

A: Winning swimming titles.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.