I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
