Gender jokes

What is the best joke of all time?

Feminism.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?

They hate it when you hand it to them.

Why did God create women before men?

He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

Q: What are women better than men at doing?

A: Winning arguments.

Q: What are men better than women at doing?

A: Winning swimming titles.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

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