Gender jokes
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.