Gender jokes
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.