Gender jokes
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
I love pussy.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Seriously, who wants dicks?