Gender jokes
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men. That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
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What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.