Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Gender Jokes
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
