Gender jokes
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.