What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
why do women rub there eyes when they wake up cuz they don't got balls to scratch
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
wanna hear a joke? woman's rights
