Gender jokes
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!