Gender jokes
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"