Gender jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.