Gender jokes

A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him, "Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it.

The genie says, "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guy says, "Well, I've always wanted to drive out to the Hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says, "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says, "Well, I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could, but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women." The genie thinks for a few moments and says, "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"

Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.

He: "Do you smoke after sex?"

She: "I don't know. I've never looked."

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?

A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.

Why are girls and rocks so alike?

If they're flat, they get skipped.

What’s the difference between football and rape?

Women don’t like football.

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

Flippity floppity, women are property.

How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.

What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.