Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
