What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Gender Jokes
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
