Gender jokes
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Memes
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES