Gender jokes
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.