Gender jokes
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Female Rights?
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.