Gender jokes
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.