Gender jokes

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

Women suck (GET IT?!)

There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.

What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.

My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?

Ivana Pulyova.

Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.

What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ.

A brunette fought and didn't get raped.

A blonde thought and did get raped.

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"

Man: "Yes!"

Reporter: "Name?"

Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."

Reporter: "Sex?"

Man: "Three to five times a week."

Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"

Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."

Reporter: "Holy cow!"

Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."

Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."

Reporter: "Oh dear!"

Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him, "Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it.

The genie says, "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guy says, "Well, I've always wanted to drive out to the Hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says, "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says, "Well, I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could, but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women." The genie thinks for a few moments and says, "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"

My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

He: "Do you smoke after sex?"

She: "I don't know. I've never looked."

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.