Gender jokes
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
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9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
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What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.