Gender jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.