My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
Gender Jokes
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him, "Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it.
The genie says, "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guy says, "Well, I've always wanted to drive out to the Hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says, "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says, "Well, I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could, but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women." The genie thinks for a few moments and says, "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
