Gender jokes
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)