Gender jokes
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!
So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"
The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"
She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"
Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!
So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"
So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.