Gender jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?

The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.

My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.

What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.

What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?

Ivana Pulyova.

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

A brunette fought and didn't get raped.

A blonde thought and did get raped.

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What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ.

I believe in a woman's right to choose...

...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"

Man: "Yes!"

Reporter: "Name?"

Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."

Reporter: "Sex?"

Man: "Three to five times a week."

Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"

Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."

Reporter: "Holy cow!"

Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."

Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."

Reporter: "Oh dear!"

Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him, "Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it.

The genie says, "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guy says, "Well, I've always wanted to drive out to the Hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says, "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says, "Well, I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could, but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women." The genie thinks for a few moments and says, "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"

Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!