Gender jokes
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
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"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."