Gender jokes

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.

The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.

A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?

"Nice tits, bitch."

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

A brunette fought and didn't get raped.

A blonde thought and did get raped.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

What do you call a feminist? A Karen.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.