Gender jokes
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
There are more than 2 genders.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.