Gender jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?

The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.

My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.

What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?

Ivana Pulyova.

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

A brunette fought and didn't get raped.

A blonde thought and did get raped.

wo(man) fe(male) we(men)

dishwash(her)

What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ.

I believe in a woman's right to choose...

...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"

Man: "Yes!"

Reporter: "Name?"

Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."

Reporter: "Sex?"

Man: "Three to five times a week."

Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"

Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."

Reporter: "Holy cow!"

Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."

Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."

Reporter: "Oh dear!"

Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."