Gender jokes
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Daddy
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.