Gender jokes

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

How can you tell if Google is a girl?

It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn't one; they are both the same thing.

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

How do you know when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.

Why did my boyfriend leave me?

Because he's gay.

But why did he come back to me?

Because I'm actually a guy :-)

What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they can't change anything.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?

Legs.

Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!

Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!

Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?

Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!

Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.