Gender jokes
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Memes
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.