Gender jokes
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Freya Walker is a feminist.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.