What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Gender Jokes
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
