Gender jokes
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Memes
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.