Gender jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Memes
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!