Why woman?
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Are there support groups for men?
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap
me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun
There's only one gender, women are property.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
I hope death is a girl that way it'll never come for me.
What's better a woman or a man
Neither for I am WHITE
What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.