I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Men.
why do women rub there eyes when they wake up cuz they don't got balls to scratch
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
