Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Gender Jokes
A strong woman.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
