Gender jokes
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁