One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Men.
why do women rub there eyes when they wake up cuz they don't got balls to scratch
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
