Gender jokes
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
A strong woman.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.