Gender jokes
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.