Gender

Gender jokes

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.