Gender jokes

It's really funny, read through everything slowly.

Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.

I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

How do women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Woman do have rights!

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?