Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
