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Gender Jokes
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
A young Greek couple got married, and at their wedding...
...the mother of the bride took the bride aside for a quick chat.
"My sweet," she said, "you're now a woman. I'm so proud. Some advice for you now that you're married: Greek men are very particular, and at some point when you're making love to your new husband, he might suggest that you 'turn around,' if you know what I mean. If that sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, do not feel pressured to say yes."
The bride thanked her mother for the advice, and the wedding continued. That night, as she and her husband consummated the marriage, she was mildly surprised to learn that he never asked her to 'turn around.'
They spent a beautiful week together on their honeymoon and made love many times. But still, to her mild surprise, her husband never asked her to 'turn around.'
Their one year anniversary arrived, and they made love to celebrate the milestone. But again, to her mild surprise, the husband never asked her to 'turn around.' This continued for years: their second anniversary, third, fourth...
Finally, on their fifth anniversary, her husband started getting romantic with her in bed and said, "Honey, we've been married for five years. I was thinking we maybe try something new. I thought this time you could 'turn around,' if you know what I mean."
She replied, emphatically, "No! No, I do not do that, I am not that kind of woman!"
Without getting defensive, her husband simply said, "That's all well and good, honey. But I thought you said you wanted children?"
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
