Gay jokes
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Ha, gay!
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
I'm gay.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Is anyone gay?
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
You gay.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?