Gay jokes
I watch gay porn.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
Ur mum gay.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.
Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"
So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"
The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.