Gay jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
squint your eyes
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Is anyone gay?
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.