How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
gay fish.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
