Gay jokes

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.

The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"

The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"

The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy".

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

gay fish.

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

Want to know why some astronomers are gay?

It’s because they want to be in Uranus.

Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

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Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped ♿ 👨‍💼 👨 👬 gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom 🚻 🚹 at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl 👧 cost $75.00 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?

Can I push your stool in for ya?

The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.