What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Gay Jokes
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
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Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
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Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
