Gay Jokes

If I called you gay you would probably hit me with your purse

I’m horny and gay

im straighter than a rainbow 🌈

like if your gay dislike if you are lez

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob? the gay man ask the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a brojob

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!

Why do gay people like sports?

Bc they get to play with balls.

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”

quins gay

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash

The gay guy says "somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!" . The trucker says "what the fuck did you just say fucker? Get over here I'm gonna wreck your ass!" . The gay man then says "it's okay everybody don't call he police! He wants to negotiate"

2 gay kids made their version of the jack,and jill nursery rhyme. jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of latte's.

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual

The same way that you would treat anybody else you homophobic bastard

me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯

friend : you can have my burrito baby

gay

friend : begins to moan

me : finna hang up

Ol Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having GAY SEX with Men and doing Cocaine 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

Gay Collage Joke: You- Its nighttime shouldn't we be heading to bed-Boy Roommate-Ok are u Top or Bottom? -You-Uhhhhhh-Boy Roommate- No dumby bunk beds-You-Thank God- Boy Roommate- But if u wanna we can... -You- *faints*