Gay jokes
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
How do you fit 4 gay guys on 1 barstool?
Turn it upside down and shove a leg up each of their asses.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)