Gay jokes
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
gay fish.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?