Gay jokes
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
Your mom gay.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Little Johnny is gay.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.