Gay jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Hoyt is gay.
Ail is gay.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
I'm horny and gay.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.