Gay jokes
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
You're gay, lol.
I love big hot sexy men.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.