Gay jokes
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
I'm horny and gay.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Gay
Boy
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Ethan Rice
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.