Gay jokes
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Memes
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Ur mom gay.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!