Gay jokes

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

I charge 50 bucks a suck.

Ur mom gay.

Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...

Butt fuck it.

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?

A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

A gay chicken... hahaha.

What do you call a gay French man?

A faguette!

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

My nan's gayyyyyy.

Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?

Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.

Gay people would suck at war.