Gay Jokes

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?

A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

A gay chicken... hahaha.

A handwritten note on lined paper shows the biological classification ranks: Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species, written below a sentence with arrows pointing up from each rank to a corresponding word. The sentence reads: Dear Kevin, Please Come Over For Gay Sex. Above the note, text from a tweet says 'Gonna ace this exam'.

What do you call a gay French man?

A faguette!

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

My nan's gayyyyyy.

Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?

Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.

Gay people would suck at war.

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.