Game jokes

Life is like a game of chess.

I don’t know how to play chess.

When the Among Us has drip ඞ!

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

Guy: "Yup"

Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.

My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

Me: I got 60 kills!

My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

Me: What's Call of Duty?

I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?

They already lost two towers.

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!