Game jokes

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"

Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”

“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.

“Let me start,” says the son.

“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.

“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.

“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.

“Your right!” He replies.

“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”

“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.

“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.

When the Among Us has drip ඞ!

Life is like a game of chess.

I don’t know how to play chess.

What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

What do you call a dick playing badminton?

A shuttlecock.

Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

Guy: "Yup"

Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.

A lion would never drive while drunk.

But a tiger wood.

These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.

My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

Me: I got 60 kills!

My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

Me: What's Call of Duty?

I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.