Game jokes
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
"Among Us," dada.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.