Game jokes
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Memes
always happens to me
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.