Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Game Jokes
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
