Game jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"