Game jokes
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Memes
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!