Game jokes

Why did the rapper start a gardening business?

He had mad ROOTS in the game.

Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?

There was a new texture pack.

What's the best card in Clash Royale?

The Credit Card.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.

You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.

What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.

Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!

Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

Sally fell off the swing.

Sally has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

What's the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.

I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!

What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?

Eight-nothing.

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"