Game jokes
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.