Game jokes

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

How do you spot a cow?

With a bingo dabber.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?

There was a new texture pack.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.

Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!

Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.

My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.

You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.

What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

Sally fell off the swing.

Sally has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.