Game jokes
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.