Game jokes
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.