Game jokes
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
Memes
Hhhhmmmmmm?
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.