Game jokes

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

There was a woman sitting with me.

I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.

I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.

Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?

Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

How do you play chess with a Catholic?

You put a condom on the bishop.

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.

"No towers? :("

"No queen? :("

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀