Game jokes
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.