Game jokes
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
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I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like Fortnite.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.