Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Game Jokes
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
