Game jokes
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
"Among Us."
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.