Game jokes
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Memes
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
"Among Us."
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.