Game jokes
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
"Among Us."
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.