Game jokes
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”