Game jokes
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Memes
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.