Game jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
"Among Us."
Memes
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.