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Game jokes

Chair

    • Dad: Where is my son?

    Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

    Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

    Son: YES!

    Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Team

    • So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

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    • Roulette

    • My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

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    • Game memes

    Cricket

    • Some rules of childhood cricket:

    1. Whose bat, his batting.

    2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

    3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

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    • Orphan

    • Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

    Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

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    • Tylenol

    • A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."

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    • Eggplant

    • I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂