Game jokes
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Memes
Hhhhmmmmmm?
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!