Game jokes
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.