Game jokes

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.

Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?

They are skilled at separating colors.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.

Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.

Sans Undertale.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?