Game jokes

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders

Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.

Sans Undertale.

Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?

22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.