Game jokes

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.

Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.

Sans Undertale.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?