Game jokes

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

What is a black person's least favorite word game?

Hangman.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.

Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

Sans Undertale.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.