Game jokes
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.