Game jokes

Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.

Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Sans Undertale.

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?