Game jokes

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

Two towers.

What do you call a fat midget?

Jigglypuff.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

What is the definition of "Endless Love"?

Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.

Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.

What's a priest's favorite toy?

A mute little boy.

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?

Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.

What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?

Because you’re a sexy fox.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."