What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
I spy with my little eye..
-noting Iam blind-
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
2001 Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
why couldnt the orphan play baseball
he could not find home
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies
because he cant handle all six perks
Why are orphans bad at poker.
They dont know what a full house is
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS
A DECK OF CARDS!!!!!!
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i am a bad punner
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
Whenever I buy condoms, I go to the same store and the cashier always asked me. Do you want back for that? They’re not bad looking I got game
Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm
