Game jokes
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.