Game jokes
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.