Game jokes
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.