Game jokes

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

"Just killed a woman, feeling good."

- Tommyinnit

Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.

I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.

The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.

The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.