Game jokes
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.