Game jokes
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
GET DOXXED JAKE
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.