Game jokes
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Two towers.
Get noob.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.