Game jokes
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Tilted Towers is gone.
when the sus.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.