Game jokes
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Tilted Towers is gone.
when the sus.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!