Game jokes
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
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(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Memes
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Pool testing 123.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.