Game jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Memes
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Tilted Towers is gone.
when the sus.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).