Game jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Memes
Sussy Amongus
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Two towers.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.