Game jokes

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?

Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?

Ling Ling: Truth.

Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?

Ling Ling: Dare.

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.

Two towers.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Why do orphans hate baseball?

They don’t know what home base is.

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.

I hung something else instead.

GTA 6

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.

Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.

Why aren't orphans good at poker?

Because they don't know what a "full home" is!

Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?

Because they lost their queen.

Why can’t American people play chess?

Because they lost their towers.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.