I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
What do you call ball drama?
Joke: CookVR
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
