Game jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let's celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. We've been around the world, same song. Work hard, play hard, all day long. All the continents get jealous over me. You can see me 3D overseas. If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me. Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They're great, we're great at world war, dominators And we're also some smooth operators, and we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don't let life live you (Live you) It's a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.