Game jokes
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)