Game jokes
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.