Game jokes
GTA 6
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Memes
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.