Game jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Two towers.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.