Game jokes

Foxy is red,

Bonnie is blue,

And Golden Freddy will kill you.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.

Hey, you know Slugma?

Slugma balls.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.

Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?

Because they have no home to go to.