Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What games do bats like to play at recess?
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Pool testing 123.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Pool table.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
