Game jokes
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
How it feels To gas the other players and get in second from missing your aim.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.