Game jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Who doesn‘t
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!