Game jokes
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Dumbbell Door
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?