Game jokes
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
sussy game artifact
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
GTA 6
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.