Game jokes
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What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.