Game jokes
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Baseball is awesome!
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.