Game jokes

Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?

Because they always get a hole in one!

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

How do you play chess with a Catholic?

You put a condom on the bishop.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.

Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

What is the definition of "Endless Love"?

Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.