Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!