Game jokes
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Memes
Pika! Pika! I CHOOSE YOU!!!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Baseball is awesome!
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.