Game jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Memes
Baseball is awesome!
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.