Game jokes
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.