Game jokes
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.