Game jokes
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.