Adopt Me jokes
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
I'm adopted :[
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Did you adopt your dog?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""