Adopt Me jokes
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.