Adopt Me jokes
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
I'm adopted :[
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
Did you adopt your dog?
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!