Adopt Me

Adopt Me jokes

Orphan

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An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Orphan

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What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

Orphan

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"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Orphan

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What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

Adoption

Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.

Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?

Son, you're adopted!

Adoption

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My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

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  • Orphanage

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    Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

    Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

    Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

    Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

    Adoption

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    One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

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