Game jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Sussy Amongus
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Pool table.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!