Game jokes
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Pool testing 123.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!