Game jokes
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Fuck Roblox!
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!