Game jokes
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Pacman 200 balls
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Pool table.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.