Game jokes
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Pool table.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”