Game jokes
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Amogus.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.