Game jokes
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Pool testing 123.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Pool table.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.