Game jokes
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Pool table.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Memes
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.