Game jokes

Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."

I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”

He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they get love.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

Why do orphans not play bingo?

Because they don’t know what a full house is.

My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know how to get to home.

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

What games do bats like to play at recess?

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

Why was Sally sad?

Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.

Why do orphans never play baseball?

'Cause they can never find home.

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"

Pool table.

Which Pokemon listens to Aha?

Takemeon.

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.