Game jokes
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Sussy Amongus
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Pool testing 123.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-