Game jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Pacman 200 balls
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Pool testing 123.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.