Game jokes
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Memes
Pool testing 123.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Pacman 200 balls
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.