Game jokes
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Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Memes
Dumbbell Door
Pool table.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!