Game jokes
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"