Game jokes
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake