Game jokes
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Memes
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.