Game jokes
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.