Game jokes
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Memes
Who doesn‘t
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.