Game jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Sad but true
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Baseball is awesome!
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*