Game jokes
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.