Game jokes
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He went to his brother, who was playing with a Superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered "SUPERMAN!!!". Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said, "in the Barbie Dream House!" Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said, "Olé Olé Olé!!!". The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!", the teacher boomed. "Superman", the boy replied. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!", the teacher continued. "In the Barbie Dream House" "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!" "OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!", the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.