When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Game Jokes
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
