Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
