Game jokes
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Two towers.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)