Game jokes
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.