Game jokes
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”