Game jokes
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Amogus.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!