Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Fortnite Android Beta
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Game of Thrones season 8.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
