Game jokes
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!