What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Two towers.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
