Game jokes
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.