Game jokes
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Bomb goes Uno.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.