Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
I love playing games with my family.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
