I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Game Jokes
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Two towers.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
