Future jokes
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
Someday you'll go far.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
You will never have a girlfriend.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.