Future jokes

In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Look at the bright side!

The worst is behind us.

Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

Someday you'll go far.

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

You will never have a girlfriend.

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

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