Funny jokes
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."