Funny jokes
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Memes
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.