Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
what did the fish say to the other fish?
I want my life to be H2O-ver
Its really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
20 likes for Part 2!
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
sister. your ugly other sister. im not ypur reflection
ps. sorryif it is not funny
Q: What kinda bees give milk? A: Boobees
You think you guys are funny but look at ur hairline it be looking like the McDonald’s symbol😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
what was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
the bomb
i dont have a joke its just funny reading them
hello everybody its me mariplier and today im goin to be balling at freddys
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the neverland ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
knock knock whose there clearly not their parents
Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones. Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea
