Funny jokes
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
Memes
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I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
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Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"