Funny jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Memes
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.