Funny jokes
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!