Funny jokes
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!