Funny jokes

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Q: What kinda bees give milk?

A: Boobees.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!

I bought a horse and named him Mayo.

Sometimes Mayo neighs.

Why were there two boys on the bay?

Because they were gay!

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.