Funny jokes
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Memes
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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.