Funny jokes
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
this is so funny lol
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Knock knock. Who's there? Abajo. Abajo who? I have abajo of water with me.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.