Funny jokes

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, just let me in!

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

What do you call a funny rapper?

A PUN-ISHER!

Q: What kinda bees give milk?

A: Boobees.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I bought a horse and named him Mayo.

Sometimes Mayo neighs.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!