Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree
my sister wani is a dwarf so i seat on her as a chair
Wot do u call dwarf the fell in to a cement mixer
A wee hard man
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK Steve: who’s there? Villager: I’m not talking anymore Steve: I’m not talking anymore who?
Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.
Tell some one to say alpha and then kennyone. Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said " I'll f**k any one!"
this is my fidget spinner, i got it in my easter basket.
alright my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time and what i say is go get you boyfriend dude
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back the old man wanted to do it with his wife the man set up everything needed a did the video I threw it back first then his wife bust instead of an old lady it was ashes
Knock knock Who's there Bear Bear who Bear bum
Like this
I CANT WITH THESE LMAOO
What's a skeleton's favorite meme? Ken Bone
rape isn't funny unless she's laughing too
Where are people sent to die
rosshall academy
I have a funny joke: my life
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
