Funny jokes

Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?

Because it was full! 🌕

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

I bought a horse and named him Mayo.

Sometimes Mayo neighs.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

Q: What kinda bees give milk?

A: Boobees.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!