Funny jokes

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?

Because it was full! 🌕

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

I bought a horse and named him Mayo.

Sometimes Mayo neighs.

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

The bomb.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.