Funny jokes

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":

If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.

As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.

Then one stops and asks his companion:

"Does this taste funny to you?"

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"

I said, "No, it doesn't!"

Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chihuahua.

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick :)

UU looks like boobies, hehe.

Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!

I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

When you still there?