Funny jokes
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Memes
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.