Funny

Funny jokes

Sister

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Everybody

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Grandpa

My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"

Memes

Side

As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part features a smiling Shrek with the text "HAPPY SAMOAN" below him. The bottom part shows a raging Hulk with the text "ANGRY SAMOAN" underneath.

Emo

Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

Pride Month

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Neverland Ranch

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Hairline

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Load

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

Cheese

What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

"That's nacho cheese!"

Banana

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?