Funny jokes
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Not funny, guys!
My life, ha ha funny!
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.