Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
