Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i'm 2 squared to tell you
What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
how do you trape a shape? you use a trapezid
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
Why was 6 afraid if 7? Cause 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
So one time I was with my girlfriend crazy right but we were doing a tictok eye fallow challenge and she pulled up a pick of where Stacy for in to the spider verse and I look some were I shouldn’t and she smacked me and I changed to the rock and you know where she looked wtf right in the no no square and since she was a girl all I could do was sit back and watch
if gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared why did the emo kid not come down.
How do you an anglish man in Quebec : a square head
