Square jokes
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.