Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i'm 2 squared to tell you
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
how do you trape a shape? you use a trapezid
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why was 6 afraid if 7? Cause 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
if gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared why did the emo kid not come down.
