Funny jokes
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Funny Test Answers #2
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
69.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?