Funny jokes

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

I bought a horse and named him Mayo.

Sometimes Mayo neighs.

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

The bomb.

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

What do you call a funny rapper?

A PUN-ISHER!

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!

What would you name a mummified squirrel?

Perhaps... Mumford?

Hudididada hada dudo

Hudididada hada du energy

Hudididada hada dudo

Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP

....energy

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)