Funny jokes
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Memes
Lol same
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
69.