Funny

Funny jokes

Dementia

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

Cat

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

Skeleton

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

Water

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, just let me in!

Ligma

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

Memes

Fish

What did the fish say to the other fish?

"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"

Orphan

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Face

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

Bomb

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

Entertainment

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

Orphan

Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...

God

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

Hairline

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

Energy

Hudididada hada dudo

Hudididada hada du energy

Hudididada hada dudo

Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP

....energy

Language

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Nut

Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)

Orphan

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)