Funny jokes
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Funny Test Answers #2
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
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I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)