Funny jokes

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

Me: Do you know a funny joke?

Friend: Yes, you.

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

A door.

Innit.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.

What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!

"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.