what's an orphan's favourite toy? boomerang because it come back
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER
Ha orphans are soooooo funny I mean they have many family stories oh wait
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you. LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What would you name a mumafied squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Hudididada hada dudo Hudididada hada du energy Hudididada hada dudo Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP ....energy
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
Rules of dark humor 1.Everything shall be touched. 2. If it offends someone it shall not be touched.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn't make it up the stairs
i was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only i thought it was sodium funny
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Scroll down to see.
To get to the other side! haha so funny...
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana??............................................................................................................................. Dead
What did god say to the black person Oops I burned one😳
Not racist just funny
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