So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Funni.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
You are in the airway, how funny!
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
