Funny jokes
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Jokes are rather funny.
Bro 😂😂😂
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.