Funny jokes
Jokes are rather funny.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Memes
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Funny posts.