Funny jokes

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chihuahua.

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Fix the door, it's broken!

Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?

He'll have you in "Stitches"!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.

Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?

It was nut funny.

Funni.

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

Funny posts.

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.