Funny

Funny jokes

Coconut

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Ninja

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Friend

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

Memes

Bus

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Abortion

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Nut

Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?

It was nut funny.

Website

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

Skeleton

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

Protest

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Boyfriend

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!