Funny jokes
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Bro 😂😂😂
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
My father can take a joke because he made one.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).