Funny

Funny jokes

Emoji

jokes got me like : πŸ˜‚ Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org β€Ί face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

Balance

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Memes

Dog

I honestly don't know why I laughed at this πŸ˜‚πŸ€¨πŸ˜†

An image of a dog looking directly at the camera, with the text: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

9/11

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

AI

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Woman

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

Bus

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Abortion

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Website

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

Skeleton

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

Protest

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Smell

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.