Funny jokes
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Jokes are rather funny.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Funni.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.