Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)
Hey, you wanna hear something funny
AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.
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How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
I am looking for mike roch
All these African jokes ain't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you... You know we rich with natural resources that's why y'all come to steal from us... Shame on you ALL
why did stephen hawking die because i unpluged his life support to charge my phone
Q: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Q: why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: because they were a racquet!
What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"
this is my fidget spinner, i got it in my easter basket.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
[1]: Knock knock
[2]: Who's there?
[1]: Interrupting Cow
[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!
