Funny jokes

Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chihuahua.

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A. A gummy bear.

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.

Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

Rock, paper, lesbians.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!

You are in the airway, how funny!

Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

None of these are even funny. Just stupid.

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Answer: Because they taste funny!

Say, "Crack my fingers."

Now say that backwards...

This shit is disgusting but funny.