We Spend The Weekend Getting The POOP OUT!
I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
See I was always told Puns are Funny
But I can see now they aren't Punny
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily rhe Husky were talking at Bob's jouse Lily: Bob do you think I'm fat? Bob: No Lily, of course not! Your just a little husky!!!! Lol Golden Retrievers are funny.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Friend: Eric, spell mouse. Eric: M O U S. Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the door, its broken!
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said 'Sex sex sex, free sex tonight,'. I said 'Wow'. Her friend corrected her by saying 'She means : 666-3629'.
There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
jake pauls life:
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn't make it up the stairs
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later thereās a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: āWhat the hell was that all about?ā
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Rules of dark humor 1.Everything shall be touched. 2. If it offends someone it shall not be touched.
Me: Want to hear a joke? Friend: Sure Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me. Friend: What's funny about that? Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
my joke is so diam funny or so dam funny
