Funny jokes

You are in the airway, how funny!

Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

None of these are even funny. Just stupid.

There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.

One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:

Police: "What’s you name?"

Shut Up: "Shut Up."

Police: "Where's your manners?!"

Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Answer: Because they taste funny!

Say, "Crack my fingers."

Now say that backwards...

This shit is disgusting but funny.

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

We spend the weekend getting the poop out!

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

- I think you're EGGcellent.

+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

- Really? Are you done yet?.

+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

See, I was always told puns are funny.

But I can see now they aren't punny.

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

What do planets like to read? Comet books!