Q: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Q: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.