I am looking for Mike Roch.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
why did stephen hawking die because i unpluged his life support to charge my phone
Q: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
