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Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid because he just rolls with the joke

My friend told me an emo joke once and I said ̈emo jokes aren ́t funny, cut it out ̈

Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.

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One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

So a person walked into a shop

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Where are people sent to die

rosshall academy

Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Tell some one to say alpha and then kennyone. Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said " I'll f**k any one!"

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

So I was at the store and I saw a pretty Woman and i said hi and quickly she said i am not interested I have a husband and when i saw the woman again she said i need help i said no Call you husband KARMA 😂😂😜

is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny

A paraplegic walks into a bar...... IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE CAN'T WALK

SANS you lazy-bones get up and do something. Sans: I am doing something. Papyrus: oh yeah, what. Sans: thinking up a skele-ton of jokes. Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you. Sans: what does someone not have a funny-bone oh wait do you have a bone to pick with me I have 206

There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.

Twin:Hey twin how’s is it going? twin2: weird twin bye twin:not funny dude

You I didn’t see you there the pizza place is hunted bad so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁 The end or is it bye-bye