Funny jokes
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"